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January 2010_june_july_2009.qxd 02/02/2010 8:33 AM Page 19 Television and the Paranormal 19 TELEVISION AND THE The fact of the matter is that no one has. part of a paranormal event because of one of Let's take a look at the wild and PARANORMAL improbable that one day these yahoo's actually these paranormal TV shows? Hey, paranormal guys - have you ever do make contact with a ghost or spirit, and they heard of "cause and effect?" No? I didn't think are able to get it on film. So then what? so. A Haven for Phoneys, Con What is the purpose behind these weak I have watched these shows and I have Artists, Fakes, Frauds, Night attempts to prove the of ghosts or spirits? What come to the conclusion that the only people who is going to be accomplished? Of what benefit to are gaining anything from these pathetic Vision Videography, Screaming humankind would it make? programs are the production companies, Kids, Poor Acting, Amateur Who really cares? producer and networks. For those who actually do sit through the Seeking the paranormal, whether ghosts, Special Effects and Home for UFOs, ETs, sasquatch, Nessie, vampires, crap that is being brought into your homes and Psychological Danger and demons, or zombies for that matter, reminds me actually believing that what you are watching is real, it's time for a reality check! of the CB craze of the 70's. A sociological place Over Active Imaginations. where misfits would find the comfort with You need to GET A LIFE! [] others who had problems fitting in to society. The paranormal has gone from a cottage By Samuel J Orez Three UFO Missiles Spotted and industry to a full blown money making cash cow, with those who hold the purse strings Filmed Over Newfoundland, What ever happened to a time when finding more ways each and every day, to get reality meant quality television and not the crap money from the unsuspecting believer. Canada: Possible Illegal French that specialty channel like A&E is flooding the Instead of worry about what the spirits Launch airwaves with all their psychic / paranormal of the dead are up to and trying to get their mumbo-jumbo crap? images on night vision or through the use of Three humongous missile-like crafts were Nothing would please me more than to thermal optics or their sounds on EVP, why not spotted and filmed Monday by residents of the have Paranormal State, Psychic Kids and spend the time, money and effort it takes to Harbour Mille area of Newfoundland, Canada, but Paranormal Cops removed from the airwaves produce these God awful TV shows and do there have been few answers to clear the confusion since they hold no value at all - except to those something for the living? surrounding the sightings. who "really believe" that paranormal events Don't wait for another major earthquake Two crafts were headed in one direction, only take place at night, can only be detected by to strike like the one that did on January 12 and a third flew in the opposite direction according the use of EMF readers, shady night vision 2010 before getting involved with the living. to eyewitnesses. The videos and witnesses of the events saw photography, and poor acting including Chop There are people of all ages, in every the crafts flying with fire propelling them from the Coffey, Michelle Belanger and members of the city, village or town on this planet who need direction of the Atlantic Ocean and suspect they Chicago Police Department a.k.a. Paranormal help and need to be seen and recognized today - were launched by a submarine. Cops. not when they have passed on and are being Newfoundland Liberal Senator George Come on - get real! hunted by a group of unprofessional wanna be's Baker shot down the theory that the UFO missiles For so-called paranormal calling themselves "hunters," "researchers," or were model rockets on Canada’s “Power Play:” “It’s "investigators", they certainly do not know very "investigators." ludicrous. It’s ridiculous to even suggest that.” much about the paranormal. The homeless, the hungry, the “If they are hobbyists who can put a Someone should have told them that unemployed, the sick, the poor, the under missile, three missiles in the sky, the missiles as paranormal activity occurs around the clock, educated, those who are cold, those with large as a tractor trailer – an 18-wheeler, and you including when the sun is up, in a period of the psychological challenges, those who have lost can watch it for four to five minutes, we should get to them immediately because Mr. Sarkozy [French 24 hour clock called daytime. all to an unforgiving economy are what people President] would hire them tomorrow,” he said. Oh but wait! You would not be able to should be focusing on - not trying to capture When asked on “Power Play” if it was a get the same results for a TV show if reality was images of those who have already have paid model rocket, witness Emmy Pardy said, “Not for a brought into the mix right? their dues to this reality and have moved on. second. I mean, can you imagine what the show It would seem that searching for answers “To me it looked like a humongous-sized would look like without the night vision to a question that not very important to very bullet. It was gray-silver in color.” photography, grainy video rending effect, green many people is a way for those like ghost The French government claims they successfully eyes of the so-called "investigators", the shaky hunters, to block out the real world and the real test-fired missiles Wednesday, but the dates do not camera and constant zoom-in / zoom-out, the troubles that people face everyday and use their line up because the ones in Newfoundland were yelling, the screaming, the poor attempts of world of ghosts, spooks, flying saucers, lake seen on Monday. Senator Baker said the French Defense special effects when opening and closing doors monsters, psychic phenomenon, life beyond Dept. press release written in French is different by unseen forces, and those ever annoying death, crop circles, goblins, vampires, zombies from the one written in English. EVPs? and other figments of their imaginations is how He said the French Minister of Defense Wait a minute! they escape to their own inner world. stated in the French release that there were four That would be called reality. Maybe, the ghosts that they are missiles, which were claimed to have been launched I for one am sick and tired of the way searching for are themselves... the ghosts of the Wednesday, two days after the Monday sightings. that television producers and programmers use people that they once were, or the memories of They shot one over France toward the north the paranormal as a way to get ratings which the person that they once wanted to be. Atlantic, and it was the fourth one shot. equate to advertising dollars. The paranormal Then there is the psychological Senator Baker believes the press statement television shows which are presently on what implications which may be affecting those was only made because of complaints by the French has been adeptly called a "boob tube" have no viewers of these shows who may very well be citizens viewing launches over their homes. Canadian government officials objected credibility whatsoever. sitting on the edge of reality themselves. two years ago to French missile tests and demanded They keep on popping up as a testament Has anyone sought the advice of prior notification of any future launches in their P.T. Barnum's, "There's a sucker born every psychologists as to the affect of these woo woo nation’s vicinity. minute." shows have on children and adults alike? “You can’t find out anything. And, this is With all the "ghostie busters" that are on Who would be responsible for the one of these cases where the Prime Minister [of the internet, the ghost walking tours, the actions of a viewer that would be brought on by Canada] is perhaps being too cozy to Mr. Sarkozy,” television shows, the online courses, the one of these para-psychotic programs who was said Senator Baker. thousands of books and ghost detecting already hearing voices and seeing shadows of “They should at least ask the French: look – equipment that is out there - someone should movement from the corner of their eyes? What are you launching these missiles? have found the evidence to prove once and for about children who already have a vivid “If they [France] are, and everyone is all that ghosts and or spirits are real. imagination who now believe, they are actually denying knowledge of it, then the laws have been broken. And we are at risk.” []