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July 2010_june_july_2009.qxd 31/07/2010 10:53 AM Page 24 24 Extraterrestrial phenomena and the Bible Recent UFO sightings in touch, taste and also other senses of balance, direction, motion and temperature etc. He is China, Extraterrestrial able to cause us to sense whatever He wills for phenomena and the Bible His purpose. He caused the Syrians to hear a noise of chariots (that was not there) to frighten By Olabode Ososami them off and achieve the transfer of wealth He desired. In similar ways He has mastery of all According to CNN reports "one of two recent senses permitting the observation of whatever UFO sightings in China occurred almost on the reality He determines. He can therefore go to 63rd anniversary of news that a "flying disc" battle not only with mighty angelic hosts but had been found in Roswell, New Mexico.And simply by twisting the senses as He like in 1947, people either choose to believe or wishes...even turning diviners insane...creating be sceptical that visitors have stopped by from and assigning realities as He wills for as long as outer space. Nothing has officially been ruled in it pleases Him. or out by Chinese officials, who are looking into whether the objects were private or military 2 Kings 7[6] For the Lord had made the host of aircraft, rocket flares, reflection in the sky or the Syrians to hear a noise of chariots, and a you’ll see a clip from their interview with Pat something else. The first sighting occurred at noise of horses, even the noise of a great host: Travis, proprietress of The Little A’Le’Inn, a Hangzhou's Xiaoshan Airport, in the eastern and they said one to another, Lo, the king of UFO-themed motelRachel, Nevada near Area part of the country, according to the state- Israel hath hired against us the kings of the 51. controlled Xinhua news agency....Eighteen Hittites, and the kings of the Egyptians, to come Referring to Travis’ motel, Penn says, flights were delayed or rerouted and operations upon us. [7] Wherefore they arose and fled in “That’s just stupid, but I like it, “ then, “Pat, you shut down after twinkling lights were spotted the twilight, and left their tents, and their don’t believe in all this alien stuff, do you?" above the terminal around 9 p.m. July 7, the horses, and their asses, even the camp as it was then, “These Rachelites know which dimension agency said. ..." , and fled for their life. [8] And when these their alien toast is buttered in.” lepers came to the uttermost part of the camp, In ufology, the term “swamp gas” refers Deuteronomy 4 [15] Therefore take they went into one tent, and did eat and drink, to any specious explanation offered to deflect, good heed to yourselves, since you saw no form and carried thence silver, and gold, and rather than engage, the extraterrestrial of Him on the day the Lord spoke to you on raiment, and went and hid it ; and came again, hypothesis. U.S. Air Force Project Blue Book Horeb out of the midst of the fire, [16] Beware and entered into another tent, and carried consultant Dr. Allen J. Hynek made the term lest you become corrupt by making for thence also , and went and hid it. famous when he rather sheepishly offered it as yourselves [to worship] a graven image in the the explanation for a series of sightings in form of any figure, the likeness of male or God may not be against science but we cannot Michigan in 1966. Once relieved of his Air female, [17] The likeness of any beast that is on trust our detection apparatus or the logic of Force indentures, Hynek founded the Center for the earth, or of any winged fowl that flies in the valid observations over simple truths of UFO Studies (CUFOS) and published air, [18] The likeness of anything that creeps on scripture. Opposition to the word of God by extensively (sans effluvium) on the topic, but the ground, or of any fish that is in the waters seeking esoteric truths in horoscopes, that term – “swamp gas” – haunted him to the beneath the earth. [19] And beware lest you lift "Brotherhoods" and pseudo-science religious end of the days. up your eyes to the heavens, and when you see cults are vain. Indeed, God only needs to send It seems fitting to invoke Hynek's the sun, moon, and stars, even all the host of the an appropriate imagination, perpetuating a memory as Penn & Teller count down to heavens, you be drawn away and worship them continued delusion - with the objective to airtime. We wait with bated breath for their no- and serve them, things which the Lord your God punish peculiar rebellion against His already guts, low-brow hatchet job, one altogether has allotted to all nations under the whole revealed word. unworthy of the thinking man’s shtick they heaven. (Amp) purport to wield. Ecclesiastes 12 [13] Let us hear the conclusion Sadly, indications are that they'll kiss I Cor 4[5] Therefore judge nothing of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his skeptic butt, just as so many have done before before the time, until the Lord come, who both commandments: for this is the whole duty of them, inhaling deeply of the swampy vapors will bring to light the hidden things of darkness, man. [14] For God shall bring every work into issuing therefrom ... and they'll invite you to do and will make manifest the counsels of the judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be the same. hearts: and then shall every man have praise of good, or whether it be evil. As for me and my house, we're waiting God to exhale. There are secret things that God must bring into Studies also establish that the majority judgment Himself...ours is to fear God and keep of UFOs are observations of some real but His commandments. Beware, Christians are conventional object-most commonly aircraft, warned not to be involved in horoscopes or balloons, or astronomical objects such as engaged in vain searches (pretending to be meteors or bright planets misidentified by the science) in spheres we are to shun. [] observer as anomalies, while a small percentage of reported UFOs are hoaxes. Only perhaps 5% of anomalous sightings can be truly classified as Penn & Teller To Pinch A unidentified in the strictest sense. Fragrant Loaf With Astrology, Horoscopes and the phenomenon of UFOs are examples of modern Upcoming UFO Episode obsessions typified by inconclusive discourse and which God consistently warns not to give Of “Bullshit” attention. The scriptures were not written to by Tim Brosnan instruct us in astronomy, or in any of the physical sciences, but that we might have the certainty of life eternal...John 17[3] And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only Unless the advance publicity for Penn & true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast Teller’s next episode of Penn & Teller: Bullshit! sent. is a big-time bait-and-switch, viewers might The ‘X’ Zone Radio Show The Bible teaches that God is the great want to have plenty of air freshener on hand for with Rob McConnell controller of all our sight, hearing, speech, the broadcast. Visit their Showtime page and www.xzoneradiotv.com