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February 2010_june_july_2009.qxd 18/02/2010 9:04 AM Page 27 Vatican to Copyright the word “Pope” 27 Now you can reach the world with a complete PROFESSIONAL WEBSITE for $500.00 USD by REL-MAR Your complete PROFESSIONAL WEBSITE will include: * domain name registration * website hostingfor one year * 100 megabyte storage * 5 webpages * 5 email addresses * graphics (flash) * website visitor counter * e-commerce ready * search engine submission and optimization for one year * most websites are up and running within days! * some of our websites customers include: www.xzoneradiotv.com, www.worldfind.biz. www.nailsexperts.com, www.xzbn.net, www.invesec.com 1- 800- 610- 7035 ad min @ rel- m ar.com REL-MAR McConnell Media Company - admin@rel-mar.com - www.rel-mar.com - 1-800-610-7035 Vatican plans to copyright painted?” Pope Alice lamented, “Copyright is the word "Pope" - ALWAYS about money. And if Peter’s Purse is Raelian "Pope Alice" is emptying, it’s time for a big Vatican rethink rather than to descend into the squalor of not pleased corporate squabbling. The kiddie cases and sex scandals of recent years have had an impact on church banking and reputation. Think laterally; Describing the move as "GOD’s BIG imagine Vatican City as a theme park, casino or FAT VAT TAX – Vatican to tax ‘Pope’", Pope embassy” Pope Alice trilled. “With the price of Alice has expressed dismay at Vatican plans to gold rocketing the Vatican could keep idle establish copyright protection on the use of the fingers busy and simultaneously feed all the word Pope and associated papal symbols. The poor – forever and ever. Amen/Awomen. ” Holy See intends to hold exclusive right for “Forever, now there’s a BIG word? It’s their use, according to the Catholic News time to pose the tricky question, “What future is Agency. there for the Roman Catholic Empire?” The news came as a surprise to Pope becomes more and more obsessed with According to the predictions of St Malachy (a Alice as Papa Benny (Benedict XVI) had temporal power, marketable products and kind of sainted Nostradamus) it’s job is done previously condemned those who defend their shareholder returns. After all the Roman Empire and Papa Benny ("Gloria Olivae") is the second copyright. The Roman Pontiff (Papa Benny) never went away it became the Roman Catholic last pope. The next pope, Peter the Roman, will criticized the struggle for copyright as “a Church and Papa Benny is the current Caesar. be the last pope in the line of St Peter. As the phenomenon, which contradicted the notion of He is a red caped, celebrity-superstar bringing Vatican prepares for the final fall of its worldly mutual help and Christian love to other people”. Catholic gilt to the masses. stocks and shares and heaps VATI and POOPP Pope Alice, speaking in A Flat Major, “What about Santa?” intoned Pope on all its products its spiritual authority is losing reminded Papa Benny of Matthew 22:21, Alice. Papa Benny has been famous in recent independence from temporal authority. Render “Render unto Caesar the things which are years for re-introducing the medieval papal unto Caesar, but don’t let God get in the way of Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are Santa hat (camauro), He wasn’t wearing it this a profit.” God’s.” Pope Alice, an extraterrestrial spiritual Christmas, although he did have on the red and leader claiming to be thousands of years old, white Santa cape (mozzetta) for the Urbi et Orbi also reminds us, that whilst she has used the title Christmas message from Vatican City. “What if of Pope for millennia prior to the Roman Santa is the next to go copyright crazy?” Says Catholic Church she has been happy to share the Pope Alice. “Perhaps the Vatican can strike a title with others. Even Papa Benny spoke out in deal with Santa’s Coca Cola management, or his Christmas homily against selfishness. maybe already has, or is it time for Santa’s “Is nothing sacred?” Alice asks. “Is claws to come out and for copyright to get really EVERYTHING business and scarcity now?”. ugly. What will happen to all those Santa-like As the Vatican’s spiritual power wanes it pope portraits. Would they have to be over-