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Halloween Trivia                                                                                            23

What You Didn’t Know
bout Halloween Candy

1.Candy In Weight:
         Americans purchase nearly 600 million

pounds of candy a year for Halloween.
         What does that look like? Imagine 16

billion fun size Snickers bars or 158 trillion
individual Candy Corns.

2. Biggest Candy Sales
         A whopping 90 million pounds of

chocolate candy is sold during Halloween week,
taking a strong lead compared to other holidays.
Almost 65 million pounds is sold during the
week leading up to Easter and only 48 million
pounds during Valentine's week.

         But really, how can they compete?
Halloween is the only time of year where the
sweet stuff is given away by the handfuls and
left in bowls on people's doorsteps, free for the
taking.

3. $2 Billion In Sales                                11. Ultimate Candy Day                                without merit by virtue of its lack of comedic
         Over 10 percent of annual candy sales                 The day of the year with the most candy      value: there’s a lot of stuff about Michael
                                                                                                            Jackson that’s funny, but there’s nothing funny
happen the days leading up to Halloween -- that       sales? October 28th. And of all the 365 days in       about abuse.
is nearly $2 billion dollars in sales.                the year, the top five candy selling days are all in
                                                      October.                                                       Similarly, the Caitlyn Jenner costume
4. Chocolate Wins                                                                                           isn’t a send-up or a fun parody or an homage as
         Chocolate is clearly the preferred choice    12. Halloween Splurgin'                               Spirit Halloween has suggested it is in its
                                                               Event though the economy is tightening       defence of the outfit, saying that on Halloween
of sweets for many. Of the 1.9 billion sold in                                                              we often dress as heroes; so how is Caitlyn
Halloween candy each year, $1.2 billion was on        everyone's budget, that does not stop them from       Jenner any different than Batman? Answer:
chocolate candy and only $680 million on sugar        splurging a bit on this one holiday. The average      Caitlyn Jenner is a real person, through and
candy.                                                American household spends $44 a year on               through; Batman is just Bruce Wayne in a mask.
                                                      Halloween candy. Now, that's a lot of candy.          The suggestion is that Jenner herself is wearing
5.Candy Corn A Clear Favorite                                                                               a costume, donning the white bustier and
         The top selling candy: Candy Corn.           Caitlyn Jenner Halloween                              painted lips on the cover of Vanity Fair earlier
                                                                                                            this year to reveal her “softer side” (actual text
Americans purchase over 20 million pounds of it         costume is no laughing                              from one online description) when in actuality
a year, though it is unlikely that every last one of                                                        what was then and is now on display is her real
those millions of candies was actually                             matter                                   side.
consumed.
                                                      There’s nothing like Halloween for making                      Worse still, one company’s descriptive
6. Top Chocolate Sellers                              people forget that there’s a difference between       text, running alongside the costume on its
         After the beloved Candy Corn, the            being offensive and being funny.                      website, suggests that wearers will “be sure to
                                                                                                            get a few laughs out of your friends.”
leading best sellers are as follows: Snickers,                 Think of last year’s spate of MH370-
Reese's, Kit Kat and M&M'S.                           themed costumes — men and women dressed in                     On Halloween we dress as characters:
                                                      bloodied flight attendants’ and pilots’ uniforms      vampires, witches, ghosts, zombie versions of
7. Searching For Candy Corn?                          meant to evoke the Malaysian Air disaster from        celebrities and “sexy” versions of everything.
         Candy Corn is the most searched-for          earlier in the year — or a 2011 costume worn by       And that’s an important distinction. What the
                                                      Paula Deen’s assistant that saw him in                Caitlyn Jenner costume does is reduce Jenner to
candy term in Google -- more popular than             brownface as Desi Arnaz, or Prince Harry’s            a character in a costume by virtue of her being a
candy apples, gummy worms and candy                   2005 Nazi outfit. It’s an annual tradition, but this  trans woman. It sends the clear — completely
pumpkins. Searches for Candy Corn are up 10           year’s key Halloween controversy (assuming            false — message that members of the trans
pecent from October 2010.                             there won’t be others which, considering how          community are playing dress-up, and that it’s
                                                      many frats are still doing dumb garbage on the        okay to play along. It’s not drag — which is,
8. Who Loves Candy Corn?                              regular, is unlikely) has come a couple months        generally, fun and fine. It’s mockery.
         Out of all 50 states, Alabama searched       early, in the form of a Caitlyn Jenner costume
                                                      marketed by Spirit Halloween and other                         Want to dress up like Caitlyn Jenner for
for candy corn the most!                              costume retailers.                                    Halloween this year? Develop a little dignity,
                                                                                                            and you’ll be well on your way. []
9. Candy By State                                              Before we dig into this, it should be
         Which state searched the most for            noted that there is absolutely, unequivocally             THE ‘X’ ZONE RADIO SHOW
                                                      nothing wrong with dressing up as famous                      with ROB McCONNELL
organic candy? Colorado. Oregon searched most         people on Halloween (or any other day of the                    www.xzoneradiotv.com
for gluten-free candy and Kentucky took the           year). Stars often have key, immediately
lead in sugar-free.                                   recognizable looks — Michael Jackson’s
                                                      Thriller jacket, for instance, or any one of Nicki
10. Gluten-Free vs. Sugar-Free                        Minaj’s Anaconda outfits — that lend
         This Halloween more people are               themselves well to costumes. But there’s a
                                                      difference between dressing as MJ, and dressing
searching for gluten-free candy than sugar-free       as MJ in a way that, say, references the pop
candy. Google searches for gluten-free candy          star’s history of child abuse allegations. One is
are currently 20 percent higher than searches for     fine, the other is offensive, insensitive, and
sugar-free candy.

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