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15 Predictions for 2009 15 Predictions for 2009 Psychic Predictions for FRIEDMAN'S Look! A spell is cast off script. FRIEDMAN'S Psychic Predictions for So where are they now? FORECAST 2009 FORECAST Hard to believe this, but I think it means: A cast 2009 Sidney Sees All (or at least 68% by Barbara Garcia Sidney Sees All (or at least 68% of actors will mysteriously drop out of the by Barbara Garcia of it) public eye. of it) Like a breath of fresh air, President Elect This year, Sidney is also giving the images he 10) The game must go on. Barrack Obama sets a new course for America receives (through his three prediction Saucer, turmoil, outrage, hugs. that promises economic recovery in the years techniques) on which each prediction is based. Farenheit rising. ahead. It won't all happen in 2009 but rest The images Sidney receives are stated first (in This one I hope won't happen: A major assured that by the end of the year we will begin Haiku form) followed by Sidney’s stadium fire will occur this year. to see results and an upward curve in the world interpretation of what he believes the images economy. mean: 11) • General Motors continues to struggle Wrapped in quietude. through 2009 but will not fold. There will be a 1) Ailment silences the notes. reconstruction of their entire corporate Floating wisp descends, Mimi sings me-me. infrastructure. Aside from government support, caught in a detective’s hand. These images might mean: Mariah Carey’s business transactions with another auto maker The chord is resolved. voice will be put at risk from illness. will benefit everyone in the industry. I believe this means: A feather will solve a • The fastest selling automobiles this mystery. 12) year are those Asian models like Nissan, Just a ghost remains. Toyota, and all the new energy saving vehicles. 2) Where did all the flowers go? They are rapidly replacing gas guzzlers and by Nurse, tubes, monitors. No need for census. 2010 we will see a whole new crop of amazing A home is where the house is Again, this seems so unlikely, but I think it machines. when roles are reversed. means: A small town or two will disappear, • Businesses in the area of natural I believe this predicts: Hugh Laurie (TV's Dr. though not from terrorism or disaster. energy such as wind, solar, geothermal energy, House) will become a patient (in real life) in renewable and recycling are all productive and the hospital after a traffic accident. 13) prosperous this year. Businesses associated with Mischief, disruption. these areas will also benefit. 3) Primate pandemonium. • New environmentally friendly building Virgo bee makes buzz. A furry flurry. materials introduced this year meet with She hears the cry and responds. This very possibly means: A "gang" of financial skepticism but will replace old and The gift of giving. monkeys will cause mayhem in ways not seen current materials successfully in the near future. I think these images mean: Beyonce will save a before. • Mortgage rates are lowered this year life. and the housing market begins to rebound. 14) • The US dollar begins to gain strength 4) A minor conflict. in the spring and a slight drop in gold is in sight. Science nonfiction. A guardian at issue. • Terrorism continues to threaten The great deceased re-emerge. A same-sex debate. American soil throughout the year as Al-Qaeda The birds and the breeze. This may mean: A Gay divorce/custody battle fuels battles to keep the US at war. An I believe this indicates: Through genetic will make the news. international incident regarding Saudi Arabia engineering, a bird will be transformed into a renews tension. However, there is more effort in dinosaur-like creature. 15) maintaining the peace than in the whims of the Commander’s outfit. terrorists. Russia is somehow involved with 5) Someone to watch over “c.” this. It was always there. Internal secrets. • Iraq, Pakistan, and Afghanistan My sweet embraceable you. This set of images could indicate: President together post an enormous drain on American Lips on a helix. Obama will create a new "agency" to check on economics and military resources. President This very possibly means: A "LOVE" gene the CIA that will remain secret, perhaps even Obama reserves a team of personnel, money, will be discovered. for several years. and equipment to obliterate terrorist leaders and their followers. (That includes Osama bin 6) 16) Laden) Amphibious leap. Destiny and hope. • Those of us who lived through the fire Nicholas, Joseph, Paul? Representatives protect, zones of Southern California will also be Hook, line and sinker. then approach the bench. inundated with landslides and a sizeable Hmm, could this mean the following?: A "fish" I think this may mean: Miley Cyrus will get earthquake. will affect one of the Jonas Brothers. lawyered up and appear in court. • There will be rumors of attacks on America and assassination plans before or on 7) 17) January 20, 2009. These 44th historic events of A gag not funny. Multiple outbreaks. the Presidential Swearing in Ceremony, the Red, white and blue caught in throats. Return to the Testament? Inaugural Address, Parade, Balls and galas that Oh say can you speak? Flexing and vexing. honors the new President of the United States is This may mean:A strange spate of coughing I hope something like this does not occur, but I without incident and most memorable. [] will occur in the U.S. House of believe this means: There will be "plagues” Representatives. that seem almost biblical throughout the THE ‘X’ ZONE RADIO SHOW 8) world. & Goodness, warmth and slurps. 18) THE ‘X’ ZONE TV SHOW The smell permeates, sustains. Fervor blocks science. ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON Ladle delivers. Research thwarted. Seventeen. These images may indicate: Soup will be the iTUNES year's "hot" food. Devout views intrude. indicates: Physics this Hmm, possibly www.apple.com/itunes 9) experiments will be sabotaged by religious Set. Boom. Spot. Action. zealots. []
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