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Icke’s spiritual enlightenment and revelations
have carried on apace, and as luck would have it,
provided material for many further books. In
2002 whilst on a visit to Brazil, Icke tried a local
psychoactive substance called ayahuasca. The
resulting 5 hour drug trip led to him hearing a
voice that told him “Infinite love is the only
truth, everything else is illusion”.
Like David Irving and Holocaust
revisionism, Icke has seen a change in how the
public perceive him. Much more high–profile
than Irving, he has been openly ridiculed by
many. Also, like Irving, Icke has entered into the
murky world of Holocaust denial. Both self-
taught, they have become embroiled in a need
If you’re tied to a wealthy family with a
for continuing revealment of cover-ups to sell 10 alien reptoid celebrities
more books, organise tours and finance their long lineage, or if you find your route to success
cause. who are taking over the surprisingly easy, chances are you might be a
Icke has no empirical evidence that any reptile—or at least in league with one. Here is a
of his reptilian agenda or global governance is Internet list of our favorite reptilian overlords, to help
keep you on your guard.
actual fact. He admits that at school he was
bored rigid by mainstream teaching: The Daily Dot
He rejected it all with a sort of inner 1) Barack Obama
knowing that it was not relevant to him. Why is humanity so taken with the idea of
He has continued to eschew reality and invading lizards? Who: Former President of the United States
has set great store by information and What if it’s because they’ve been among Why: Racism, mainly - which is weird because
prophecies gathered from psychics. us all along? most of the alien reptiles in power, as you’ll see
His website is packed with sensationalist For anyone familiar with wacky cults from the remainder of the list, are white. But
claims about censorship, cover-ups and health and conspiracy theories, the reptilian conspiracy reptilian believers have gone to great lengths to
scares. Icke, and other contributors have looked may seem downright banal. But in truth, the argue based on numerous “animal”-like physical
at such diverse issues as; did the Bush belief that humanity has been living for traits, as well as his powerful status, that Obama
administration commit the World Trade Centre thousands of years with a secret race of shape- is the scaliest reptilian of all.
atrocity (and photographic "evidence" of Satan shifting space alien lizards is less a conspiracy Also, he apparently has a suspiciously
in the billows of smoke) - through to; is the and more like a worldview—one an estimated 4 “rhythmic and musical” speech pattern. Then
Queen's black-over-white hat a sign that she is percent of Americans believe in. (Though we again, you already knew everyone on your high
evil? should note there is currently no way to gauge school debate team was an evil lizard.
His style has gained many admirers, who the percentage of Americans who answer poll
perhaps have confused articulacy with cognitive questions ironically.) 2) Jack Nicholson
reasoning, and belligerence towards detractors When you open your eyes to the truth
as a sign that he is thus empowered by having and realize that shape-shifting alien lizards, or Who: A lizard, probably.
the truth on his side. Icke has gone one step reptilians, are among us, you realize that Why: Well, just look at him.
further than most Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists everything is connected. According to those who
and his "conspiracy of everything" theory has believe in the “Reptilian New World Order,” 3) Scooby Doo
proved to be wildly exciting for those so- everything wrong with our world can be
inclined. explained by the existence of evil overlord Who: Beloved Great Dane, leader of the Gang,
His website is currently being revamped, lizards who control their appearance by using preventer of dastardly criminals who otherwise
with a request to help fight for truth with a high frequency vibrations to project holograms would’ve gotten away with it
paypal donation. Despite knowing many superb of humans from their liquid crystal skulls. These Why: According to his own series, Scooby Doo
healers, he has decided to cut back on touring for aliens have successfully infiltrated our world, is actually descended from an ancient race of
health reasons; preferring instead to play the big albeit not without tireless opposition: other-worldly Sumerian gods called the
stadia. Reptoids have been blamed for Annunaki, who communicated to their followers
His latest tour has been postponed due to everything from 9/11 to the disappearance of by taking the form of animals. But the Annunaki
lack of investment money. [] Flight 370 to causing homosexuality. Believers are also the same Mesopotamian deities who
generally consign the storied existences of were actually early alien visitors, according to a
Freemasons and Illuminati to be the secret order popular theory started by new age philosopher
of the reptoids, who have infiltrated their way Zecharia Sitchin. Sitchin mistranslated
into the higher echelons of human society and Sumerian in order to argue that the Annunaki
now virtually control every major social visited earthlings from the planet Nibiru to
institution in the world, masquerading as kings interact with Sumerians at least 8,000 years ago.
and queens, political figures, and celebrities. The truth, according to Sitchin, was out there.
Then again, the reptiloids also abduct and (Way, way out there.)
possess regular humans, so you could be a
reptiloid yourself and never know it. (Continued on Page 60)