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35 NASA Agent Spills UFO Beans 35 NASA Agent Spills UFO Beans NASA agent spills UFO Gutheinz. NASA agent spills UFO Won't somebody please come forward beans and reassure us that there really are aliens? That beans McKinnon defender says the this fragile, lonely planet isn't all we have? Perhaps take some comfort here: the Disclosure truth is out there Project, the UFO group that inspired McKinnon By Mark Ballard to hack into NASA systems in 2001, will tell us what we want to know. They only ask for money first. A VETERAN NASA agent who says he processed the real X-Files has come clean with the inside story on the Roswell aliens. ‘X’ FILES TRIVIA Joseph Richard Gutheinz Jr, a practising from criminal lawyer and decorated former NASA special agent, spoke out in defence of UFO THE ‘X’ TRIVIA BOOK hacker Gary Mckinnon last week. Having also spent the last four years on the Texas Criminal By ROB McCONNELL Justice Advisory Committee on Medical and Mental Impairments, he felt qualified to call on - The very first X-file was opened by J. Edgar the US government to cease its unfair hounding Typically, the OIG roots out internal fraud at Hoover. of the UFO hacker. NASA. That's why they have to be secret. What - Navajo is the language in which most of the But Gutheinz, it turns out, is himself a they don't do is interrogate aliens. secret documents in the X Files are present. This poster-boy for UFO conspiracists, just like is because it was the only code that the Japanese McKinnon: he is famous for telling a The truth couldn't break. The truth mysterious tale of dead Roswell aliens being - The "tabloid" newspaper that frequently kept in Building 265 at NASA's Johnson Space "Just so you know, so we are totally makes an appearance in the show is World Centre where he used to work in Houston, and clear," said Gutheinz. "You can dig all over the Weekly Informer. of a sinister government cover up. place - there is no ET at NASA." - During a scene in a graveyard the camera pans Gutheinz led a team of agents in But it was Gutheinz who in the past a headstone which bears the names Diana NASA's Office of the Inspector General (OIG). February/March 2005 edition of UFO Magazine and Nicholas Salinger with the year of death They worked from a secret bunker with grass wrote how he had been abducted by agents even 1994. This is a reference to the late parents of and trees covering it. It had cypher doors more secret than his own; how, being unable to the Salinger family featured in another Fox leading to secluded rooms furnished with account for whole days, with only vague show, Party of Five. nothing but a desk, a lamp and a single memories of brain chips, he stumbled across the - The name of the talking tatoo in Never Again telephone. Beyond the steel doors to the outside desert outpost in New Mexico where the is Betty(Voice of Jodie Foster) world, astronauts were training for Space Roswell aliens had been autopsied and a terrible - The X-Files episode Home was banned on Shuttle missions. accident had turned NASA personnel to dust in FOX. "It was kind of a spooky building. their own biological suits. - The First Elder was watching the Senate People always wondered what went on there," "I had taken complaints from people Hearing on Cloning on TV in Redux II. Gutheinz told The Inquirer. "Except for Mission who believed the government had placed - Jose Chung told Scully he was writing "From Control, it was the most highly secured building transmitter/receivers in their brains before, and Outer Space" for money. at Johnson Space Centre." I had always assumed they were - The song "Walking in Memphis" featured in The OIG agents were so secret that even Post-Modern Prometheus was written by Marc NASA wasn't allowed to know what they were schizophrenics," wrote Gutheinz. "Even today I Cohn. know many people who believe this happened investigating. "The joke at NASA OIG is that to them probably are schizophrenics, but now I - Pusher hums along with the song Misty at the whoever was the producer of the X-Files picked know some are telling the truth?" Mt Foodmore Supermarket. the wrong agency, because nobody calls the But Gutheinz was only kidding. He - Keep-it-storage is the company that Leonard FBI. They don't trust the FBI. What they do if wrote the story for fun. He now finds it Betts rented space from. they think they've been abducted or something embarrassing. His children and students take the - Holly the FBI computer clerk's shoe size was like that, they used to call the criminal mickey out of him. His wife thinks he'll never 7, according to Skinner. investigators at NASA, which is the Office of - Both Max Fenig and Modell took the epilepsy the Inspector General. live it down. And it was just the transcript of a medicine Tegritol. vivid nightmare that had merged his life in a "As a senior special agent I used to get secret NASA bunker with the calls he would get - The World's fair in NY city was depicted on these calls on a regular basis where somebody from conspiracy theorists. Just a transcript, the postcard in Aubrey. says I've been abducted, I've got a chip in my cheekily submitted to a UFO Magazine with an - John Lee Roche (Paper Hearts) drove a White brain, there's somebody following me around," introduction that asked, are these real memories El Camino. he said. or was it just a dream? - Bill Mulder bought a Princess model vacuum "It's one of the things that interested me from John Lee Roche. "I thought it was a great idea when I about the Gary McKinnon story because here's wrote it, because I understood it. But it was sort - The meat company in Red Museum was JASD a guy who really thinks there's UFOs, who's of like Andy Kaufman. His humour - you were beef. going the extra step to prove it. I understood the only one who got it some of the time. I got - The computer company featured in Ghost in that, because I had dealt with so many of those it when I wrote the thing. I thought it was the Machine was Eurisko. individuals in the past," Gutheinz added. novel," said Gutheinz. - In Paper Hearts, the book Alice in Wonderland The most prominent of those people was The magazine wrote it up under the is found in Roche's camper top. Jerry Alan Whittredge, who impersonated an headline 'Alien Autopsy Expose - He knows - The astrologer in Syzygy referred to her job as astronaut and thought he was a CIA assassin. He where NASA hid the bodies'. one of "a numbers cruncher". blagged his way into Mission Control, was A self-confessed maverick, Guntheinz - 2shy's first victim ahd a four leaf clover on her given Space Shuttle specifications and has a track record in causing mischief. What do necklace. permission to fly jets. "That was a lot of the you think he did with those calls he got about - The motto of alt-fuel in War of the Corphrages people that we used to get calls from," said alien abduction at NASA? was "Waste is a terrible thing to waste". Gutheinz. "I hate to say it, but when I had a rascal Reverand Hartley's vanity plate in Miracle Man OIG agents were involved in the seven- instinct, I would find somebody at the FBI read BHEALD. agency investigation that caught Gary didn't like, and I would give them that phone - The alias used by Max Fenig in the episode McKinnon snooping around their systems for number and have them call the FBI," confessed Tempus Fugit/Max was Paul Gidney. [] evidence of captured UFO technology.