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40 Scientology & Bart Simpson 40 Scientology & Bart Simpson Scientology promoted Scientology promoted in Bart Simpson's voice in Bart Simpson's voice The Case Against government. The Case Against First off we know the Islamic nations Global Governance NEW YORK — Bart Simpson is known Global Governance will not willingly become a part of a one-world for prank calls, but Nancy Cartwright, who By J. D. Longstreet government. And… what about the continents By J. D. Longstreet provides Bart's voice on "The Simpsons," has of Africa and South America? Both are hotbeds been heard this week in a phone message using of communism and socialism. The only way the voice of the cartoon fourth-grader to Is a one-world government inevitable? It communism will become a part of a one world promote Scientology. certainly looks that way! At least it does if you government is if they rule! Cartwright, long a member of the buy into the theory of how good a one-world The logical step would be for the church, recorded her 60-second robocall to government would be for the world. I do not. Islamofacists, the socialists, and the boost attendance at a Scientology event I rather like being an American. I can’t communists to combine… as they each reflect scheduled for Saturday. stomach the idea of being forced to give that up some of the ideology of the others, anyway. Although she identifies herself, much of to satisfy some centralized one-world So, out the window goes the “One World the spiel is delivered in Bart's voice, wrapping government which couldn’t find it’s rear-end Government Idea”. A more realistic idea, of up with, "See you there, man!" with both hands and a hound dog! what the global politics would look like, is, I Fox network would not comment, but There is a train of thought which goes think, a politically bi-polar world…in other "Simpsons" executive producer Al Jean said the something like this: If the US, Mexico, and words… a Two-Government World. message wasn't authorized by the show, which Canada are successful in creating the North Seems to me, the only way to have a true has never "endorsed any religion, philosophy or American Union (and they are having one one world government would be for the “would- system of beliefs any more profound than success after another, while keeping their be” one world government to conquer all the Butterfinger bars." machinations “Sub-Rosa” the entire time.) soon nations outside their government and colonize afterwards there will be a movement to combine them much as the Western European nations did the EU with the NAU. And that, Dear Reader, during the colonization period of world history. is about as close to a one-world government as Realistically, any attempt at a one-world we are likely to get, at least, for the foreseeable government will spur wars, of various intensity, future. With the Islamofacists continuing to kick around the globe. The planet would be forever against the pricks of the world, a one-world at war. The cost of worldwide wars is government will be in a constant state of war. staggering and would very soon bankrupt any Of course we have options. One option government trying to bankroll such action(s). is to allow the Islamofacists to be successful and Anyway you parse it, creating and establish their worldwide caliphate and THAT controlling a one-world government, on this would be a one-world government. little planet, would be akin to herding cats. If A theocracy, to be sure, but it WOULD you have every owned just one cat… you know be a one-world government. The other option is it cannot be done! for Americans to fight like hell to remain an For the moment I see it as incumbent independent nation! upon the citizens of America to do everything To those of us who oppose a one-world they can to defeat the proposed North American government I suppose it sounds hopeless. Well, Union. It’s the beginning, at least in this plainly put, to some degree, it IS hopeless. hemisphere, of an attempt at that dreaded one- Once the juggernaut gets up a head of steam world government. We need to nip it in the there will be no stopping it. It has already bud… NOW! It will be even more difficult now begun with the European Union and the with the socialist government and socialist proposed North American Union. The point President we have in place, today, in the US. is… the “powers that be” are certainly going to But we must try. True Americans will not stand try to create that one-world government. (What by and lose their country to the people and do you think the “Global Warming/Climate organizations that rule from the shadows. [] Change” movement is all about? It has always been, and remains, all about Global To Report A UFO Sighting Contact Governance!) The National UFO Reporting Center Now, hold on, take a breath, and lets see 206-722-3000 what faces an attempt at a one-world www.ufocenter.com