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Let there be more joy and laughter in your living.

1. What do you call a joke that isn’t funny? 12. I get plenty of exercise at work: jumping to
A sentence. conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging
deadlines.
2. What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
“You look drunk.” 13. I gave up my seat to an elderly person on the
bus. And that’s how I lost my job as a bus
3. What band was better than The Cure? driver.
Prevention!
14 Our computers went down at work today, so
4. My teachers told me I’d never amount to we had to do everything
much because I procrastinate so much. I told manually. It took me 20 minutes to shuffle the
them, “Just you wait!” cards for Solitaire.
5. How does NASA organize a party? They planet. 15. They picked me for my motivational skills. Ev
eryone always says they must work twice as
6. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, hard when I’m around!
they just waved.
16. Why do I drink coffee? I like to do stupid things
7. What’s the opposite of artificial intelligence? faster and with more energy.
Natural stupidity.
17. My memory has gotten so bad it has caused
8. Have you heard about the guy who stole the me to lose my job. I’m still employed.
calendar? He got 12 months! I just can’t remember where.
9. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t 18. There is a new trend in our office; everyone is
work? A can’t opener. putting names on their food. I saw it today
while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
10. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t
make me happy. 19.What’s the best part about teamwork? Some
one else to blame.
11. You know what they say about a clean desk:
it’s a sure sign of a cluttered desk drawer. 20. What do you call stealing ideas from many?
Research.
Laughs
& Gags
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