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Organise stalking tours of major cities. Groups of Editor’s note:
interested people would meet at a given start point, andWe do sometimes
then simply follow a local home. Once the passer-by had wonder, when every
arrived home or at work, a new tour would begin. The tube carriage we get
tours would provide an unusual way of getting to know a on immediately fills
city. up with 40 French
schoolchildren in
451DushawnJackson matching yellow
vests and knapsacks,
whether this idea isn’t
4 June 2003 in covert operation
already.
Design a wristwatch that digitally counts down to the Editor’s note:
end of the wearer’s life. Given that the average life The Trevor Webb
expectancy for a male is 74 years, or 650,000 hours, aTop Five:
34-year-old would have 322,560 hours of life 1. Hair Hats
remaining. Once the wearer enters in their present age2. Licksticks
the watch would beep as every hour passed to their 3. Rat Bags
4. Sleeping Celebrity
452eventual estimated demise. The watch would be called CDs
5. Slacker
Wheelchairs
the DeathWatch.
Trevor Webb
16 June 2003