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Humor

   With	a	gross	domestic	product	valued	at	about	$18	trillion,	the	US	economy	is
serious	 business—too	 serious,	 in	 the	 sober	 judgments	 of	 two	 sources	 that
periodically	monitor	the	emotional	pulse	of	the	American	workplace.	According
to	 the	 Harvard	 Business	 Review,	 on-the-job	 humorlessness	 is	 constraining
productivity,	 creativity,	 and	 collaboration.	 And	 the	 humor	 drought	 exists	 even
though	 91	 percent	 of	 executives	 believe	 that	 a	 sense	 of	 humor	 boosts	 careers,
according	 to	 Robert	 Half	 International,	 a	 top	 human	 resource	 consulting	 firm.
Yet	 it	 seems	 that	 the	 only	 time	 business	 leaders	 deign	 to	 release	 their	 inner
comedian	is	in	the	opening	lines	of	a	speech	before	a	somber	business	audience.

   The	 levity	 deficit	 in	 American	 office	 buildings	 and	 factories	 seems	 puzzling,
given	 the	 plethora	 of	 witty	 quotes	 below.	 They	 indicate	 that	 the	 funny	 bone	 is
sharp	within	the	labor	force	across	occupational	fields.

                                                	

Business	is	like	sex.	When	it’s	good,	it’s	very,	very	good;	when	it’s	not	so	good,
it’s	still	good.

         —George	Katona,	business	analyst	(from	the	Wall	Street	Journal,	April	9,	1969)	

Big	 business	 never	 pays	 a	 nickel	 in	 taxes,	 according	 to	 Ralph	 Nader,	 who
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