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39 	BEWARE	 OF	 BARGAINS

Like	 Pavlov’s	 dogs	 we	 can’t	 help	 but	 salivate	 at	 the	 sound	 of	 the	 word
‘bargain’.	 And	 yet	 as	 Franklin	 points	 out	 ‘…many	 have	 been	 ruined	 by
buying	 good	 pennyworths’.	 With	 a	 looming	 financial	 slowdown	 that	 has
never	 been	 truer.

   DEFINING	 IDEA…
   If	 there	 is	 a	 conflict	 If	 there	 is	 a	 conflict	 between	 making	 profit	 and
   generating	 or	 saving	 cash,	 go	 for	 the	 cash	 alternative.	 Loss-making
   businesses	 can	 survive,	 but	 businesses	 that	 run	 out	 of	 cash	 will	 not.
   ~	 MICHAEL	 IZZA,	 CEO,	 INSTITUTE	 OF	 CHARTERED	 ACCOUNTANTS	 IN	 ENGLAND
   AND	 WALES.

Somehow	 a	 bargain	 is	 more	 than	 a	 financial	 saving;	 it	 encompasses	 a	 sense
of	 opportunity	 not	 to	 be	 lost	 and	 even	 a	 degree	 of	 wisdom	 in	 the	 choice.
There	 is	 a	 Monty	 Python	 sketch	 featuring	 the	 British	 comedians	 dressed	 up
as	 housewives	 discussing	 their	 day:

Mrs	 Non-Gorilla:	 ‘Have	 you	 been	 shopping?’

Mrs	 Gorilla:	 ‘No…been	 shopping.’

Mrs	 Non-Gorilla:	 ‘Did	 you	 buy	 anything?’

Mrs	 Gorilla:	 ‘A	 piston	 engine!’	 She	 reveals	 a	 six-cylinder	 car	 engine	 on	 a
white	 tray,	 on	 a	 trolley.

Mrs	 Non-Gorilla:	 ‘What	 d’you	 buy	 that	 for?’

Mrs	 Gorilla:	 ‘Oooh!	 It	 was	 a	 bargain.’

While	 he	 was	 unlikely	 to	 have	 had	 piston	 engines	 in	 mind,	 Franklin’s	 ‘good
pennyworths’	 are	 exactly	 the	 same	 idea—items	 with	 prices	 that	 tempt	 us	 to
snap	 them	 up	 without	 due	 consideration	 of	 their	 real	 value.‘And	 again,	 at	 a
great	 pennyworth	 pause	 a	 while:	 he	 means,	 that	 perhaps	 the	 cheapness	 is
apparent	 only,	 and	 not	 real;	 or	 the	 bargain,	 by	 straitning	 thee	 in	 thy
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