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DeCordova Bend Estates LIFE 8 AUGUST 2020

announcements & information

DeCordova Woman’s Club

Ladies,
Summer is almost over, and the Fall season is about to begin. The DeCordova
Woman’s Club is ready to welcome all the ladies to the Fiesta!!! We are inviting all
women who live in DeCordova to join us on August 23rd for a wonderful evening
of margaritas, tapas, and fun.
Your board has planned a wonderful year full of programs and events which will be
entertaining and fun. You will be given the opportunity to not only become a member
of the DCBE Woman’s Club but to sign up for any of our special activities that interest
you. Please make your reservations through ForeTees or call the Club.

We look forward to seeing

you there!

Jan Boeckel Jan Boeckel,
President President

just for laughs

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n I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her n People are usually shocked that I have a Police record. But I love their
balance, so I pushed her over. greatest hits!
n How do you row a canoe filled with puppies? Bring out the doggy paddle. n I told my girlfriend she drew on her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
n What’s a crafty dancer’s favorite hobby? Cutting a rug. n What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
n How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together. n Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
n What kind of music do chiropractor’s like? Hip pop. n I like telling Dad jokes…sometimes he laughs.
n What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers. n How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.
n Why is cold water so insecure? Because it’s never called hot. n The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
n I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. n What’s the most patriotic sport? Flag football.
n I want to make a brief joke, but it’s a little cheesy.
n Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
n Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
n 5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
n Why did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wanted something
pillow-key!
n You’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but
what are you while you’re in the bathroom? European.
n I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting
around doing nothing.
n Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
n I didn’t get a haircut, I got them all cut.
n Which U.S. state is known for its especially small soft drinks? Minnesota.
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n What did one Dorito farmer say to the other? “Cool Ranch!”