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Humor
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Citrus Springs
Citrus Springs
• The older I get, the better I used to be.

Beverly Hills
• My swing is so bad I look like a caveman Crystal River Beverly Hills Hernando
Crystal River
Hernando
Citrus Hills
Citrus Hills
killing his lunch.
Lecanto
Lecanto
Inverness
Inverness
• You can make a lot of money in this
Homosassa
game; just ask my ex-wives; both of Homosassa
Floral City
Floral City
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them are so rich that neither of their Sugarmill
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husbands work.
• You don’t know what pressure is until Reaching over 28,000 seniors each
you play for five bucks with only two in
your pocket. and every month.
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Erma Bombeck Humor This is where the Senior Voice
Erma Bombeck Humor
Hernando edition is distributed.

• Never go to a doctor whose office

plants have died.

• I never leaf through a copy of National

Geographic without realizing how
lucky we are to live in a society where Pine Island Brooksville
Pine Island
Brooksville
it is traditional to wear clothes. Weeki Wachee
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Spring Lake
Spring Lake
Spring Hill
Spring Hill
• Who in their infinite wisdom decreed Hernando
Hernando
Beach
Beach
Masaryktown
that Little League uniforms be white? Masaryktown
Certainly not a mother.
• I take a very practical view of raising Reaching over 30,000 seniors each
children. I put a sign in each of their
rooms: ‘Checkout Time is 18 years. and every month.

• I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir Call now for advertising

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