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Item #4 (High-Intermediate Level)

When the Old Man and Ben-Zaken Meet

–“Wow, Ben Gurion?” –“Wow, Ben Zaken,” –“What are you doing here?

I thought you were in the Garden of…” –“Eden, dear, in honor of the
festivities of the seventieth year, I’ve come to observe the situation in
Eretz Yisrael, which is the State of Israel.” –“Sure, my dear, you’ll adore

what’s been happening here.’ –“Tell me, Eden, all these new towns, is this
Golda?” –“No way! It’s KKL! They are investing in the Negev and the
Galil, they are making the wilderness blossom.” –“Okay! As long as it’s
not Golda.” –“David, look at all the investment in education.” –“What is

the connection between forests and girls?” –“Sweetie, for a long time KKL
hasn’t been just about forests, they invest in the next generation, in
excellence projects in the periphery, in pre-military preparatory courses.” –

“And the crowd that is thronging to Caesarea, is that also KKL?” –“No,
that’s Omer Adam…” KKL does not stop at forests, and invests billions in
infrastructure, education and the periphery.

“Wow, those hipsters, a state plague.”
KKL – the new Zionism.

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