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Shall Not be Found

Does your stomach also growl in the long time of reading the Haggadah?
Is uncle Mark telling the same Torah portions for hours again?
“Why (do we) eat Haroset? In memory of my ex-wife’s cakes that were
hard as clay!” Feeling hungry but not necessarily for knowledge? “Do you
know that in order to take out he stains from the bathroom window, I had
to do two wet swabs and once dry?” Does a will to make an exception of
yourself creep into you? “You, therefore, blunt his teeth.”
Just for you we invented “shall not be found”! One spray from the active
ingredient, based on lavender, vanilla, coarse salt and essence of epidural,
will leave you out of the Seder up to Shulchan Orech! The Seder night
would be long as the exile of Egypt, but you won’t be there at all! The
parents, satisfied! The brother from the Yeshiva, comfortably asking
questions, “For what is Egypt really?” Uncle Mark praises the Torah, “Is
this a poor man’s bread? Have you ever tasted the bread my ex-wife used
to make?”
Shall not be found – not satisfied? Shall not be found! Shall not be found,
with you up to Shulchan Orech, now also legume-free.

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