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The audience roared, “60 Seconds, 60 Seconds, 60 Seconds, BS, BS, BS!!!”
Referring to a group of journalists, Trump continued, “Look at all the fake news reporters back there. I don’t want to talk about it. I don’t want to talk about it. Look at all those people. There’s what’s-his-name, who’s generally speaking, very good. But he has bad moments. Hello, there. You having a good time? He’s a good guy. He’s good. They’re not all fake, just about 85% of them. But isn’t it amazing? Someday, I’d
like to make a speech without any press. Without any press. One little mistake and they try and take you out, especially the women. Why don’t they love me?”
The audience responded, “We love you, we love you, we love you!!!” Trump continued, “You have a great governor by the way. And you have an even better first lady. I’m not supposed to say that, but she’s a good looker. We get along very well. We’ve had a few moments in my mansion at Mar-A-Lago. Jill, are you here? Jill, are you here? Where are you, Jill?” Trump called out, pointing into the audience.
Predictably, there was no response. As with all of Trump’s generously endowed women, Jill Casey DeSantis strongly resembles Melanoma, Hope Hicks, Lara Trump, Ivanka pre-dye job, former Playboy model Karen McDougal, and Kimberly Guilfoyle with a smaller mouth.
This story will be updated when Jill Casey DeSantis agrees to talk.