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Reportedly, the Third Lady has been at the “end of her rope” for quite some time. When she was admitted to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on May 19, 2018 for a “benign kidney condition,” her physician, Dr. Michael Barack, recommended a long-term stay to insure complete rehabilitation. However, the president pitched a fit, according to John F. Kelly, his chief of staff at the time, “The president wouldn’t agree to it. He said some pretty awful things about the Third Lady, words that he usually reserves for his enemies. I probably shouldn’t
say this, but I almost expected him to shout his signature command, ‘YOU’RE FIRED!’ Thankfully, it was a miracle that it didn’t happen.”
The Third Lady’s chief of staff Stephanie Grisham had a different interpretation, “Mrs. Trump is her own woman. No one tells her what to feel, what to say or what to do. She didn’t want to move to Washington, D.C. to begin with. You can’t imagine how difficult it
has been for her to live in such a nasty environment and keep it together. There are not enough diamonds or designer clothing in the world to make up for being forced to do things she detests, like decorating the White House for Christmas, which is her least favorite holiday. She also loathes being watched all the time, which is why she is rarely seen outside the privacy of her locked bedroom. An NDA, Nondisclosure Agreement, prevents me from saying anything more.”
This story will be updated when Mrs. Trump moves back to Slovenia.