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OCTOBER 22, 2020 BREAKING NEWS
At the conclusion of tonight’s final presidential debate in Nashville, Melanoma Trump and Dr. Jill Biden joined their husbands on stage to praise their performances. At least, that appeared to be true in the Biden’s case. Both wearing masks, the couple embraced with Mr. Biden whispering something in his wife’s ear, before they both waved and walked off stage holding hands.
The Trumps, on the other hand, displayed quite a different demeanor. A masked Melanoma took the stage next to her unmasked husband. He appeared to roughly grab her hand and turn, when she quickly yanked her hand out of his. Rather than gently point her in the right direction, he slapped her on the back as they exited the stage. It was not a loving image.
One can only surmise that Mrs. Trump felt that she had no choice in attending the debate, which was confirmed by an unidentified person on the Third Lady’s staff, “Mrs. Trump will never forgive her husband for giving her and their son the China Virus. Even though she is improving, she is mad as f—k. The only thing that keeps her from moving back to New York right away is the election. If her husband unexpectedly wins, the Third Lady said that the marriage will not survive another four years “in Washing D.C.” She thanked her lucky stars – srečne zvezde – that she renegotiated her prenup before moving to the White House.”