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more than 275,000 restaurants have died, more than people, which is “a terrible, terrible tragedy that no real estate person should ever have to experience.” Biden responded, “I can’t believe he said that. Are you serious, man?”
When asked about his relationship with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, Trump gushed, “I have a very good relationship with him. He’s my kind of guy. We both really love to eat.” At a shared meal in Singapore in 2018, they enjoyed well-done sirloin steak – Trump’s with ketchup, Kim’s with kimchi – shrimp salad with Thousand Island dressing, topped off with hot runny chocolate cake and chocolate crumble with ice cream for dessert. Trump washed his meal down with four Diet Cokes. Kim drank two bottles of his preferred beverage for any occasion, Cristal Champagne.
Biden interjected, “C’mon, man, you both would benefit from less food and more exercise.”
More than 50 million Americans have already voted, and the vast majority of the remaining electorate has already decided. After Trump lambasted A.O.C. plus three during the debate, she tweeted, “If someone told me three years ago, while I was waitressing to help my family stay afloat, that in a few short years an unhinged President of the United States would be repeatedly saying my name at the 2020 debate, I would’ve brought them some water and told them to sober up.”
This story will be periodically updated as women continue to win seats in Congress.