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belt, black pumps and black sunglasses. She entered the auditorium wearing a matching black mask, unlike the other Trump women who opted for the light-blue paper variety. According to several sources, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kimberly and Lara do not own masks and only agreed to wear them at the last minute.
Dr. Jill Biden won over viewers with a colorful floral dress, matching mask and multiple friendship bracelets. Immediately after the debate,
a random telephone sample of 1,000 women was asked which woman wore the “most uplifting and reassuring outfit.” Dr. Biden captured the majority by a wide margin with 95% of repondents saying “very uplifting and very reassuring.” Melanoma Trump came in next with 4% of respondents saying “not uplifting or reassuring. Tiffany, Ivanka, Lara and Kimberly split the remaining percentage point with “not at all uplifting or reassuring.”
When asked to comment, Ivanka Trump said, “Please be aware that my dress complemented my demeanor tonight. Above all, I wanted to project amour-propre, individualism, je ne sais quoi and just a touch
of haughtiness. Carolina, Jimmy and the Chinese children delivered magnificently. As for Jill’s so-called friendship bracelets, how gauche.”
This story will be continued to explain why the Trump women have no friends.