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It is rumored that President Xi started calling Trump Dongguan-o Donald after he imposed tariffs on China in 2018, and escalated them in 2019. The nickname’s English translation is not printable in this quasi-family publication.
Amid a deafening blare of car horns, President Obama reminded attendees, estimated at 52,000, to “remember what this country can be.” He also reassured them that their wild pandemic dreams, militia fears, binging and sleepless nights would gradually fade away.
On the words, “fade away,” the crowd erupted into, “Obama! Obama! Eight more years, eight more years!” President Obama smiled, nodded, then pulled up his mask and pointed to “VOTE” with both index fingers, shouting “Honk if you’re fired up! Honk if you’re ready to vote! The government is us, by and for the people. It wasn’t always for all of us. But the way it’s designed, it works for who is at the table. And if you do not vote, you’re not at the table.”
He briefly closed his eyes and looked down. The crowd went wild as he walked off the speaker’s platform, his signature wave as electrifying as ever.
This story will be updated after President Obama’s next inspiring rally for the Biden-Harris ticket.