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OCTOBER 22, 2020 BREAKING NEWS
At tonight’s final debate in Nashville between Joe Biden and her father, fashionista Ivanka Trump appeared in a sleeveless navy blue dress, cinched at her 23” waist with an uneven hemline and coordinating pointed-toe pumps with six-inch heels. Carolina Herrera designed
her dress. It is rumored that her shoes were handcrafted by Chinese schoolchildren hired at a very favorable hourly rate negotiated by designer Jimmy Choo.
Carrying significantly more weight, Tiffany Trump arrived in a black high-waisted, tight skirt and a crisscross white spandex top from unknown origins. She carried a large Christian Dior tote bag purchased at T.J.Maxx, rumored to contain her dinner.
Kimberly Guilfoyle, Don Junior’s main squeeze, donned a two-piece navy blue suit. The exceedingly tight skirt visibly strained at the seams. The crossover jacket sported wide lapels and a plunging neckline, revealing her ample bosom and orange-toned skin, which coincidentally runs in the Trump family.
Eric’s wife, Lara, showed up in a sleeveless, black crepe pantsuit cinched at the waist with a stainless steel shield belt and wide legs from her favorite designer, Princess Polly.
Melanoma Trump agreed to attend the debate even though she still suffers from “a corona tickle in her throat,” according to her chief of staff Stephanie Grisham. Mrs. Trump was attired in a black sleeveless Irish linen mid-calf dress with wide pointed lapels, a skinny alligator