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OCTOBER 22, 2020 BREAKING NEWS
Tonight Joe Biden and Donald Trump concluded their second and final in-person debate on stage, mute buttons at the ready, in Nashville TN. A few key takeaways:
The fact that Trump has not (yet) succumbed to Covid-45 did not stop him from continuing to brag about his “beautiful handling” of the pandemic,
“At the beginning of the China Plague, some scientist said that 2,000,000 Americans would die from it. Under my fantastic leadership, the truth is only 220,000 have died — a spectacular success! I know only one person who died and he was almost dead anyway, so I will say for the umpteenth time, we’re rounding the turn, we’re rounding the corner, we’re over the mountain, we’re turning the page, we’re moving on, we’ve gone round the bend.”
Biden responded, “He says we’re, you know, we’re learning to live with it. People are learning to die with it.”
Trump could not resist lobbing continuing, unfounded personal attacks against Biden, “I don’t make money from China, you do. I don’t make money from Ukraine, you do.” On the contrary, Trump family ambitions and conflicts of interest in China are well documented. According to Trump’s 2016 financial disclosure, he owned, had an ownership interest in, or a management role in at least nine Chinese companies, from which the entire Trump family lavishly benefited.
Biden replied, “I can’t put my response into polite words on television.” Questioned about how New York responded to the pandemic, Trump called New York City “a ghost town” where “restaurants are dying” and