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Ms. Trump stressed her dedication to fighting for children’s rights,
“I will not sleep one minute until all children in our great United States are safe, well fed and in their mother’s arms at one of our beautifully designed and appointed Big Houses. I will also not rest on MyPillow until our Second Amendment is guaranteed in perpetuity.”
Louise Shellack from Cape Coral was glad Ms. Trump addressed the right to own guns, “It was fantastic, she delivered all the bullet points we were waiting to hear.”
Fred Burned from Englewood, said “This election is good versus evil and we are doing all we can to support evil.”
Maggie Alabaster from Nocatee, exclaimed, “EYE-VAN-ka is definitely my choice for president in 2024. She is so gorgeous and so white!”
Mary Sheesh, of Fort Meyers, was in the audience with her teenage daughter Amber, who was dying to see Ivanka’s outfit, “It’s, like, so cool! It’s, like, amazing. When I, like, get married, I hope I can find me a rich dude who’ll buy me stuff like that.”
This story will be updated after Ivanka Trump’s next off-the-shoulder rally.