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 After several minutes of silence and fumbling, Frame could be heard apologizing for the Patriot Mobile cell phone malfunction, “I’m really sorry, this has never happened before. I think we have been hacked by the Biden campaign, which is no surprise. They are so desperate, they will do anything to undermine our great president Trump’s reelection campaign.”
The small, unmasked crowd booed, then roared its approval when Frame announced that she had “no fancy teleprompter” and planned to “hang out and tell you guys that we’re completely alive,” something very “different from other networks.”
North Carolina is the home state of Lara Trump, Eric’s wife who resembles all Trump women, and is a Diamond and Silk groupie. The social media sisters were Democrats until 2015 when they suddenly discovered the financial rewards of being Republicons.
A New Zealand resident who was born and grew up in North Carolina complained on Facebook that Twitter flagged his tweets. James Pacifico, a Democrat, was angered that his Twitter voice was silenced at this critical stage of an historic election, “I moved to New Zealand years ago, and have never regretted my decision. Americans need to wake up, and fast. If Trump is reelected, the entire country and democracy are f—ked forever.”
This st0ry will be updated when Lara Trump receives her bottom teeth.






























































































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