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campaign posted the following:
"In attending the event, you and any guests voluntarily assume all risks related to exposure to Covid-19 and release all involved from any liability whether deliberate, negligent or otherwise, for any illness or injury."
In other words, “Have a good life. Not our fault. Nah-nah-nah.”
A couple of weeks ago, the Trump campaign slashed its advertising budget in Minnesota, but reversed direction this week when the state’s GOP chairwoman Jennifer Carnahan begged the Trump campaign to resume its advertising and rallies in order to “give us something to do.”
As of October 16, one million Minnesota voters had already turned in their ballots, setting a record for early voters in state history. The Trump campaign is swiftly learning that Minnesota suburban women want nothing from Trump except the largest election loss in U.S. history.
According to Mary McNally in Eden Prairie, “In 1936, Franklin Roosevelt won 96.98% of the popular vote, the highest total in 200 years of U.S. election history. Suburban women are working very hard to break that record this year. Mr. president, will you please lose damn big? PLEASE. PLEASE. We don’t want you messing around in our neighborhood, OK?”
This story will be updated after Trump’s certain election loss.