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NOVEMBER 9, 2020 BREAKING NEWS
The Third Lady’s chief of staff Stephanie Grisham confirmed this morning that Melanoma Trump “does not give a f—k about Christmas” but reluctantly agreed to decorate the White House on the condition that her revised prenup is enforced no later than November 16, 2020. Otherwise, the White House will be barren over the holidays.
When the Third Lady renegotiated her prenup in 2017, she was advised to add “election loss” to “divorce” and “death” as a life event that would trigger performance of the agreement. The “election loss” provision allows Mrs. Trump to take sole, permanent possession of the family’s 11,000-square-foot penthouse in Trump Tower in NYC. The 15-year cost of furnishings, other contents, redecorating, utilities and maintenance will be added to Mrs. Trump’s inheritance. The “election loss” provision in no way alters the lion’s share of the prenup, which would convey several billion dollars plus generous child support to her in the event of divorce or death.
A person close to Mrs. Trump disclosed that she plans to vacate the White House before Christmas. Her son Barron and her parents, Viktor and Amalija Knavs, will accompany her. She expects and is fully prepared for a battle with her ex-president husband.
In her RNC speech, Mrs. Trump recognized and thanked her parents, "My mudder and fodder work berry hard to able our family to not just live, but be billionaire in America by easy step to marry Donald. For Europe models with dream, there no place like America to get money.”