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When asked about the Third Lady’s plans, Kayleigh McEnemy replied via email, “The President knows nothing of this FAKE NEWS. Mrs. Trump cannot defy her husband unless she is prepared to take her claim to the U.S. Supreme Court. As you well know, the President has placed enough friends on the country’s highest court to rule in his favor. He absolutely will not allow his wife’s departure from the White House while his election lawsuits are unfinished. After rampant election fraud is revealed and the president’s reelection is confirmed, he may discuss his marriage with his most trusted senior counselor, Hope Hicks. He is waiting to see what happens.”
It is rumored that the president and Hope Hicks developed a special bond after both tested positive for Covid-45 and he noticed that she bore an uncanny resemblance to Melanoma.
Mrs. Trump has retained Robert Stephan Cohen at Cohen Lans, LLP,
a legendary New York family law attorney who represented Ivana Trump in her successful divorce settlement, which coincided with Donald’s near bankruptcy. He managed to beg banks for loans to carry him through, but that will not be possible this time due to widespread public exposure of the growing number of lawsuits against him.
Meanwhile, it is rumored that Mrs. Trump plans to unveil 15 green Zara jackets from the ceiling of the White House — one for each year of her marriage to Donald, bearing the slogan, “I really don’t care, do U?”
This story will be updated when Melanoma leaves “Washing D.C.”