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•Publish the list of 9,234,500 dead people who voted for Biden. •Destroy all White House computers, hard drives and internal
documents which could be used or altered by Rudy Ghouliani to destroy Trump’s atrocious legacy.
Meanwhile, more than a half-dozen senior government officials have been fired, demoted or resigned since the election, most notably, Defense Secretary Mark Esper and his chief of staff, who were fired by tweet yesterday. In the coming weeks, an estimated 163 government appointees are likely to get the boot at the pleasure of the president.
The president may also get the boot at the pleasure of his wife if Melanoma succeeds in forcing Trump’s compliance with their prenuptial agreement. Odds makers are offering 2 to 1 odds for a Melanoma victory, which bodes well if she decides to run for president in 2024.
This story will be updated after Trump’s personal effects are removed from Melanoma’s New York City penthouse.