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Howard Lorber
Lorber and Trump’s bromance goes back 30 years when they were both real estate gang members in New York. Coincidentally, they both love women with D cups, catsup-drenched steaks, KFC and Diet Coke; reportedly, they drink the same number of cans per day — 16. Lorber is uber-wealthy, but unlike Trump, considers himself a man of the people. A confidential source reports that Lorber’s knack for relating to the masses is actually identity fraud, which elevated his position to ASAP on Trump’s pardon list.
Richard LeFrak
LeFrak and Trump made their fortunes in real estate, and share a love of beauty contests. Both men are overweight, dress identically in baggy navy blue suits, and purportedly use hair generating Propecia, making their beauty contest connection inexplicable. LeFrak is currently in the crosshairs of a Bismarck, North Dakota fracking investigation, initiated by Frack Off, a national clean energy advocay organization. According to LeFrak, “My family came from France, not Appalachia. People who don’t know phonics or how to spell have unjustly swept me up in a bogus investigation. Hello tree huggers, I am Le-Frock, not Le-Frack.”
This story will be updated as new information becomes available.