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“Are you really advocating for small government across the board and and using hog slaughterhouses as an example?”
“Finally, a reporter who gets it, and a woman to boot. Yes and yes, Jenna from the also fake Washington Post. You can take a seat in the front row next time. I might call on you again,” the president replied, flirtatiously.
“I’m late for my Friday tee time, so that’s it for....,” the president’s voice faded as he walked away from the podium.
Update
A House Budget Committee drafted a proposal late today that would require the White House to eliminate its entire service staff in order
to address the president’s insistence on smaller government. Effective July 1, the “first family” will be responsible for buying their own food, making their own meals, doing laundry, cleaning house and driving themselves around. The president will be responsible for guarding
his family as well as himself. He is a very smart person. His daughter Ivanka is very good at giving directions. His son-in-law Jared is good
at following them. And his wife Melania coined the slogan, “Be Best.” Together, the Trump family will prove decisively that smaller government is indeed possible by vor ihrer eigenen Tür fegen, as the old German saying goes.