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September 23, 2020 BREAKING NEWS
A source close to the White House disclosed today that president Trump’s handpicked choice for the Supreme Court is none other than his hot daughter, Ivanka Trump.
Ms. Trump has no legal training or background, except as a defendant in lawsuits too numerous to count. However, according to the same source, “She stood head and shoulders above other candidates, physically and genetically.”
Rumored to be his former top choice, Judge Amy Coney Barrett is
a devout Catholic and mother of seven from Indiana, vice president Pence’s his home state. Reportedly, Judge Barrett’s husband calls her “Mother” too, which immediately put Barrett on the shortlist. Unfortunately, Judge Barrett was forced to withdraw this morning after she learned yesterday that she is pregnant for the sixth time. “For 21 years, my husband Jesse has asked me, every morning,
what he can do for me that day. And though I almost always say ‘nothing,’ he still finds ways to take things off my plate. And that’s not because he has a lot of free time — he has a busy law practice — it’s because he is a superb and generous husband, and I am very fortunate that he chose me to be his wife. I would love to join the Supreme Court, but this time Jesse said he would not be able to
help raise so many children, so I must decline president Trump’s most flattering offer.”