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September 30, 2020 BREAKING NEWS
The first presidential non-debate was held last night at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OH. Fox News host Chris Wallace moderated a 90-minute, commercial-free, shouting match, mainly from the mouth of president Trump.
The Trump brand was on jaw-dropping display: abusive, bullying, crude, defiant, full of hot air, gross, mendacious, paranoid and, in Trump language, “tremendously” un-presidential. Trump was not able to form a complete sentence during the entire debate. Rather, he uttered random words in response to Wallace’s questions:
Chris Wallace
“Is it true that you paid only $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017?”
Donald Trump
“Peanuts. Never. Taxes. Audit. So sad. Stand by. Fake News. Dems. Rigged.”
Chris Wallace
“What is the Trump healthcare plan?
Donald Trump
“Genius. Favored nations. Courage. Insulin. Cheap as water. Cheap. So cheap. Left. Lost big. So much winning.”
