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we were checking on the president, was that there was a miniscule spike in temperature and a three-second drop in saturation, which prompted us to act expediently, I mean expeditiously, I mean both,” Conley lamely explained.
In three days at Walter Reed, the president’s treatment regimen does not make sense to any medical specialists The Leek contacted. On Friday he received an “antibody cocktail” consisting of two monoclonal hamster ovary cells. On Saturday, he started a five-day course of remdesivir. On the same day, he was treated with the steroid dexamethasone, generally administered to gravely-ill coronavirus patients on ventilators. A primary side effect of the drug is delirium, which is familiar when observing the president. Reportedly, he also received oxygen, but no one on his care team would confirm it.
The true nature of the president’s course of treatment is not known.
The source of the regimen appears to be a deliberate mystery. Was it developed by his care team? By Ivanka? By Amy Coney Barrett, his Supreme Court nominee who recovered from Covid-45 earlier this year? By Stephen Miller, the chief architect of most everything expelled from the president’s mouth? Or by Lindsey Graham whose relationship with Donald is commonly described as “Tighter than Dick’s Hatband”?
This story will be updated as more fake information becomes available.