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Think of your stock market investments. Would you rather lose 200,000 or two million dollars? For the president and me, the answer is a no-brainer.”
“Thank you, thank you vice president....” Page started to pivot.
“If I may, Susan, as for that Rose Garden event, my Mother Karen and I were there and we were honored to be there. It was an outdoor event, which all of our handpicked scientists routinely advise. They reassured us that masks and social distancing were not necessary because air is self-cleaning, even the air from those needless forest fires in California and the Northwest. By the time air blows across the country to Washington, D.C., it’s as clean as newly fallen snow. It’s a miracle really. President Trump and I trust the American people to understand science the way we do, and make their own decisions. The stakes have never been higher. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris want only mandates and regulations, on everything in American life — health care, education, speed limits, public roads, air traffic control, Medicare, Social Security, food and drugs, socialized everything. If left to the socialist Democrats, Americans would have no guns, no freedom and no control over people they dislike. It would be like living in Denmark or in prison. Believe me, Americans don’t want to spend their life in either place. The president, for one, will fight to the death to avoid it.”
This story will be updated after the president is sent to prison.