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cells in his cocktail came from kidney tissue of an aborted fetus in the Netherlands in the 1970s. The statute of limitations expired on its use 35 years ago, so trying to make a case against the president on this lame issue is completely baseless.”
At the 47th Annual March for Life in January of this year, the president hued closely to the teleprompter in remarks that ranged from congratulating himself as the “strongest defender of unborn children” on earth, to falsely accusing the governor of Virginia of saying that he would “execute a baby after birth.”
It has long been rumored that the president used hush money and nondisclosure agreements to silence women with whom he had sexual relationships over the years. While evidence of any pregnancies has proved elusive, he was asked in an interview if he was ever involved with anyone who had an abortion back in the days of his swinging bachelorhood. “Such an interesting question,” he responded.
“So what’s your next question?”
This story will be updated when the answer to the next question is learned.