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OCTOBER 9, 2020 BREAKING NEWS
When president Trump has talked about his medical condition since his Covid-45 diagnosis, one is led to believe that he is God-like, The Invincible Almighty. He exhibits amazing bullheadedness while belittling the seriousness of the virus at the same time. Here’s a summary of the president’s recent remarks:
OCTOBER 3
“I came here, wasn’t feeling so well, I feel much better now.”
“We’re gonna beat this coronavirus, or whatever you want to call it, and were gonna beat it soundly.”
“When you look at the therapeutics, if you want to know the truth about the therapeutics...frankly, they are miracles, they’re miracles coming down from God.”
“I think we’re going to have a very good result.”
“Melania is handling it very nicely” due to the fact that she is “just a little tiny bit younger” than her husband.
OCTOBER 4
“I’m going to beat this.”
“I feel like I could walk out of here (Walter Reed) today.”