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persuaded one of her factories in China to lovingly produce it for undisclosed taxpayer dollars. She went on to explain that Trump’s visit to Walter Reed warranted donning a mask because “no cameras were expected to be there.” When the reporter stressed that Walter Reed requires all visitors to wear masks, no exceptions, Ms. Trump glanced at her watch and said, “I’m late for an investment strategy meeting and must shoo you out of here now,” pointing to her office door.
White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnemy reported later in the day that Mr. Trump received high marks for his mask debut, “It is amazing how fast president Trump has shot up in the polls. The latest SurveyMonkey poll shows him being the sexiest man alive and beating Sleepy Joe by historic margins in all 48 states! In the future, he will definitely wear Ivanka’s fantastic, beautiful mask when cameras are in the vicinity. It has a certain je ne sais quoi that makes the president – shockingly – even more appealing.”
This story will be updated if the president ever wears a mask again.
