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Why do we tell actors to “BREAK A LEG”?
Because every play has a CAST!
Heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
There is no Menu: You get what you deserve
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk
the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of
cake.
Which superhero hits home runs?
Batman!
What’s Thanos’ favorite app on his phone?
Snapchat.
What social event do spiders love to attend?
Webbings.
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