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Why can’t you ever tell a joke around glass?
It could crack up.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7,8,9.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s
pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “Wow,
a talking muffin!”
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One
asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?”
The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
I like elephants so everything else is irrelephant
Two guys walk into a bar…. The third guy ducks.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because it
will then become a foot.
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