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How was the paper?
It was easy but question 5 confused me
What was the question?
Past tense of “think”’
I thought and thought and thought and ended up writing.
A man talking to god.
The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me it's about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God may I have a penny?
God: “Sure, I mean…. HEY, wait a minute!
Hey, what are you doing?
Recording a baby's voice.
Why?
When he is grown up I will ask him what he meant by this.
Dad: Are you ready for the exam?
Son: Yeah, I polished my shoe, kept ink in my pen, ironed
my uniform, readied my school bag,
Now I have to study.
After finishing our food, my husband and I cracked open
our fortune cookies.
Mine read be quiet for a while.
His read: Talk a while you have a chance.
Aarush Chand
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