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Competition winners for favourite cup and saucer were: Marilyn Bentley, Margaret
Johnson and Janet Hughes.
Members then enjoyed refreshments provided by Pam Wilde, June Buxton and Doreen
Share. Sheila Jones thanked the members for organising the evening and providing the
delicious refreshments.
Despite many members being in isolation due the Coronavirus, it had been a successful
and enjoyable evening with 19 in attendance, a good turnout.
Sadly Sheila announced that all meetings would be suspended for the foreseeable future.
Please note the June visit to David Austin ‘s Roses has been cancelled, also the May
evening trip to Tutbury WI has been postponed. A new date has been arranged for 20th
November 2020.
Take care and keep well.
Margaret Johnson

There was a plane with five passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris
Johnson, Angela Merkel, the Pope and a ten-year-old schoolboy. The
plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said, “I need one,
I’m the smartest man in
the USA and am needed
to sort out the problems of
the world”. So, he takes
one and jumps. The Pope
said,” I need one as the
world needs the church”
he takes one and jumps.
Boris said,” I’m needed to
sort out Britain”, so he
takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the
schoolboy “You can have the last parachute, I’ve lived my life, yours is
only just starting”.
The schoolboy replied,” Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The
smartest man in the USA took my school bag”.
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