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Story 78: Rebecca

Rebecca cried, “My clothes make me look a
wreck. All of them are spotted with lint

specks. And I look so fat in checks!"

Her husband, hearing her beck, gave her a
peck on the neck and said, "Dear, trek to the

store and buy whatever in the heck you reck
will make you the prettiest Czech in all
Quebec.”