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The Red Well-Read Reader




                                                                                                       Story 135

                                                                                                     “The Nerd”














        Mark Byrd didn’t know the sound heard from the sheep herd. As a matter of fact

        he couldn’t spell a single word.




        He didn’t know that milk has wheys and curd. He couldn’t even tell a plane form a

        bird, nor first base from third.




        Con•se•quent•ly, his classmates would call him “The Nerd.” And now, today, Byrd is
        a farmhand picking up turd.




                                                                                                       Story 136


                                                          Murph

                                                       th
                                           In the 12  Cen•tu•ry England
                                   There lived a man whose name was Murph

                                          Now just because he was a serf

                                    His highness the king called him “ scurf ”
                                                   Which was wrong

                                                    For all day long

                                        He fished the seas riding the surf

                                      Or plowed the fields tilling the turf.
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