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TONGUE TWISTER JOKES

1. Pass the pickles please, Paul Pappu- When will the Punjab Express
arrive?
2. A sailor went to the sea to
TT-5 o'clock.
See what he could see.Amd all
PAPPU-Local?
He could see was sea,sea,sea. TT-9 o'clock.
3.Chester Cheetah chewed a PAPPU-Goods Train?

Chun of cheap cheddar cheese. TT-1 o'clock,but where do you want to
If the chunk of cheese chunked go?
PAPPU-Nowhere,I just need to take a
Chester cheetah, what would
sele on the track.
Chester cheetah chew and
Chunk on?
AMY-“My dad says the price of
food,clothes,everything is going up.He

says he'd like to see something going
AMAZING FACTS
down!”
There is a tree called the Idiot
Rammy-Would you like to show him
Fruit,that grows in Australia's your report card?

Daintree rainforest. Amy faints!
The human nose can detect and
INTERVIWER-Introduce yourself?
recognise three trillion different
BOY-My Father's name is laughing.
scents.
BOY-My Mother's name is smiling.
Pineapples take two years to grow.
INTERVIWER-Are you kidding?
The sunset on MARS appears blue. BOY-No,he is my cousin,and I'm

Your nose gets warmer when you lie. Joking.
When you blush your stomach

blushes too.

A dog can make about 100 facial
expressions.
Mann Sparsh Goyal
Ice cream was once called “cream Class - VII - D

ice”.
The Mona lisa has no eyebrows.

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