Page 11 - January 2015 Newsletter online
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Contributed by: Lisa DeRusha
Lisa DeRusha announced that she’ll be receiving
a promotion soon! Instead of working her current
80+ hours per week, she’ll be working 24 hours a
day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year for the next
20+ years or so, depending upon whether her
new family member wants to get his/her PhD,
or is satisfied with letting his/her parents pay for
his/her Master’s degree.
In case you haven’t figured this out yet, Lisa and
her husband are expecting a new BABY!
Congratulations,
Lisa!
Her first sonogram is scheduled for March, at
which time Lisa and her husband will know
whether they will be welcoming a blue or a pink
into their family unit.
Lisa will be watching her diet even more closely
than ever. Babies need lots of healthy nutrition,
like Pistachio Chocolate Chunk ice cream to grow,
and they learn to say CARBS right after they
learn to say “Mommy”!
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Lisa DeRusha announced that she’ll be receiving
a promotion soon! Instead of working her current
80+ hours per week, she’ll be working 24 hours a
day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year for the next
20+ years or so, depending upon whether her
new family member wants to get his/her PhD,
or is satisfied with letting his/her parents pay for
his/her Master’s degree.
In case you haven’t figured this out yet, Lisa and
her husband are expecting a new BABY!
Congratulations,
Lisa!
Her first sonogram is scheduled for March, at
which time Lisa and her husband will know
whether they will be welcoming a blue or a pink
into their family unit.
Lisa will be watching her diet even more closely
than ever. Babies need lots of healthy nutrition,
like Pistachio Chocolate Chunk ice cream to grow,
and they learn to say CARBS right after they
learn to say “Mommy”!
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