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J.Kaavyashree – 6A

JOKES BASED ON UNIQUE 2020

My wife told me she needs more space I said no problem and locked her out of
the house

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson student : why are you teaching
during my conversation

Teacher: Which one is closer, The Sun or Africa?

Johnny: Sun

Teacher: Why ?

Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa
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interviewer: just imagine that you are on the 3 floor, it catches fire and how
will you escape

Santa: it's simple . I will stop my imagination !
I am going to name my son physics. Then I will be the father of physics
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before New year and when they arrive I'll
say I ordered this a year ago lol
What do you call a man with rubber toe ? Roberto
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergs
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? jungle bells

What do you call a bear without any teeth ? a gummy bear
What does a baby computer call his father ? data!
What do you call a fish with no eye ? fish
What do you call a man who can't stand? Neil.

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? a dino-snore !
What did the left eye say to right eye ? between us something smells!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7,8,9
What kind of tree fit in your hand ? a palm tree.

Geshn Gandham For 6A