Page 166 - The Exceptional Harley Fetterman
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JUDY K JOHNSON
Mindy (demanding): “What are you doing?”
Harley (still in doubt and now sounding quite worried): “What?
Mindy (screaming): “This is MY radio show!”
Harley (apologetic and contrite): “I thought you wanted me to
do the next song?”
Mindy (worried and suspicious): “You didn't say anything weird,
did you?”
Harley (still concerned and now being extremely careful about
what he says on the air): “Not that I know of.......”
Mindy (appearing embarrassed, sounding really disappointed):
“I can't even go to the bathroom!”
Harley (apologetically and concerned): “Oh, Ummm, Sorry......”
Mindy (realizing she actually let the cat out of the bag also):
“No wait, I just actually told them myself---OH NOOOOO!”
Everyone laughs loudly, especially Harley—very much relieved,
even though the joke was on him. The show continues with
Harley reeving up more powerful motorcycle sounds.
When asked to explain what he was really in to, Harley goes on
to describe in detail how he has a business where he makes
multiple products that are powered by real farts. Farts are
always a common theme on The Absolutely Mindy Show. The
kid listeners always responded enthusiastically to fart jokes and
Harley has the listeners on the edge of their seats with his
storytelling on to the end of the show.
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