Page 165 - The Exceptional Harley Fetterman
P. 165
THE EXCEPTIONAL HARLEY FETTERMAN
Harley (thrilled to be a part of the show): “Right!”
Mindy (encouraging): “And you're going to teach us how to do
something?”
Harley: “Yes!”
Mindy: “What?
Harley (sincere): “Well, have you ever built something powered
with farts?”
Mindy (interested): “Yeah, well, you could pretty much build
anything.”
Harley (pausing): “Well........”
Mindy (in a hurry to play the next song): “Wait, don't tell us until
we hear a song picked out by Harley. Here's Weird Al doing his
Ebay Song.”
While the song plays with studio mics are off, Mindy directs
Harley about what to do next. He is to tell the radio show
listeners that Mindy has left the announcer's booth to go to the
bathroom and that he will announce the next song.
Harley (as the Weird Al song finishes, the producer points at
Harley to begin announcing): “Well......Uhhhhhh.......Wendy's in
the bathroom at the moment. I think I should play a song for
Carson from Montana. He wants to hear, “Rockin' The
Suburbs.”
Mindy (immediately runs back to the radio set upset and
screeching): “Wait Harley!!!”
Harley (slightly confused since he just said exactly what he had
been instructed to say): “What?”
149
